"I pick up a Santa Doll, but M.F. makes me put it back- she says Santa has nothing to do with Christmas, really, and that if I read the historical information I would know that." (Bardi 142-143)

This is one of my favorite quotes in the whole book. It perfectly shows the Sarcasm the Heather radiates and the extent of M.F's bluntness. These 2 qualities always keep the conversations between Heather and M.F fresh and funny.